Emotionally Unavailable For Your Nonsense Hoodie

Our tees are a unisex fit — slightly relaxed, true to size, and designed for comfort. Size down for a more fitted look, or size up for an oversized feel.

👕 Please check the measurements below before ordering:

S – Chest: 18 in / 45.7 cm | Length: 28 in / 71.1 cm
M – Chest: 20 in / 50.8 cm | Length: 29 in / 73.7 cm
L – Chest: 22 in / 55.9 cm | Length: 30 in / 76.2 cm
XL – Chest: 24 in / 61.0 cm | Length: 31 in / 78.7 cm
2XL – Chest: 26 in / 66.0 cm | Length: 32 in / 81.3 cm
3XL – Chest: 28 in / 71.1 cm | Length: 33 in / 83.8 cm
4XL – Chest: 30 in / 76.2 cm | Length: 34 in / 86.4 cm
5XL – Chest: 32 in / 81.3 cm | Length: 35 in / 88.9 cm

Need help choosing a size?

Reach out at support@theunfussythreadco.com — we’ve got you.

To keep your shirt looking its best:

🧼 Machine wash cold, inside out.
🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
🚫 Do not bleach.
🧺 If ironing is needed, turn the shirt inside out and avoid the printed area.

These shirts are soft, durable, and made to last — a little care goes a long way.

We use Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tees for their softness, quality, and durability. They’re lightweight but not flimsy, structured but not stiff — made to feel lived-in from the first wear.

👕 Fit: These are unisex-sized with a slightly relaxed cut. They run true to size for most folks. If you like a more fitted look, size down. Prefer something oversized? Size up. The shirts are pre-shrunk and have a longer torso with a clean, straight seam that holds its shape.

🌿 Fabric: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors. Heather colors are a cotton/poly blend. Either way, they’re breathable, soft, and built to last. No scratchy basics here — just the kind of shirt you’ll actually reach for.

All items are made-to-order and fulfilled by our trusted print partner.

Please allow 2–5 business days for production, plus 4–7 business days for shipping within the U.S.

⏱️ Most orders arrive within 7–12 business days total.

🌍 International delivery times vary and may take up to 20 business days depending on location and customs.

You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships. We appreciate your patience — slow fashion is worth the wait.

All items are made-to-order just for you, which means we do not accept returns or exchanges for sizing or change-of-mind. We strongly encourage you to check the size guide before ordering to make sure you find the right fit — we want you to love your shirt the first time.

That said, if your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, we’ll absolutely make it right. Reach out to us at support@theunfussythreadco.com within 7 days of delivery and please include:
🧾 Your order number
📝 A short description of the issue
📸 A clear photo of the product

We’re a small, purpose-driven brand, and we genuinely care about your experience. If something’s not right, we’ll always do our best to fix it — with honesty, fairness, and a little unfussy kindness.

We don’t do fast fashion. Every shirt is made-to-order using print-on-demand technology — meaning we only print what’s purchased. No overstock. No wasted inventory. Just intentional production, one shirt at a time.

We also chose Bella+Canvas 3001 tees for a reason:

🧵 Made in USA-based, no-sweatshop facilities
💧 Uses 7x less water with filtered dye systems
♻️ Nearly zero-waste manufacturing process
☀️ Partially powered by solar energy
🌾 Crafted with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — cleaner, softer, and made to last

Better for the planet. Better for your closet. Better all around.